![]() 10/21/2013 at 19:47 • Filed to: The Opposite Locker, Cadillac Escalade, OppositeLock | ![]() | ![]() |
This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat's pajamas. But, you may be asking, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
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Asterisked* cars are moved more than slightly from the original vote by use of veto power, and double asterisked** cars are vehicles moved back under a challenge.
Locker Space
Frigid
Chrysler 300*
Dodge Challenger
Toyota GT 86
Porsche Cayman
McLaren
Porsche 918
Maserati GranTurismo
Aston Martin DB9
Aston Martin V12 Vantage
Jaguar F-Type
SRT Viper
Lamborghini Aventador
Cool
Ford Focus
Chevrolet Corvette (C7)
Mazda MX-5 Miata
Ford Mustang
Porsche 911
Tesla Model S
Maserati Quattroporte
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
Ferrari FF
Audi R8
Ford Fusion
Kia Optima
Mazda 6
Alfa Romeo 4C
Cadillac XTS
Fiat 500
Audi A7
Mercedes-Benz CLS
Ford Fiesta
Audi A8
Jeep Wrangler
Lotus Evora
Alfa Romeo MiTo
Uncool
Nissan GT-R
Chevrolet Camaro
Porsche Boxster*
Porsche Cayenne
Ferrari 458 Italia
Lamborghini Gallardo
Ferrari LaFerrari
Nissan 370Z
Chevrolet Volt
Maserati Ghibli
BMW 3 Series
Aston Martin Vanquish*
Hyundai Genesis Coupe
Chevrolet Malibu
Hyundai Sonata
Honda Accord
Subaru Legacy
Lexus LF-A*
Buick Regal *
Volkswagen Golf*
Chevolet Silverado
Dodge Ram
Audi A5*
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Mercedes-Benz GLK
Cadillac Escalade
BMW 7 Series
Mercedes-Benz S Class
Chevrolet Impala
Square
Toyota Camry
Toyota Corolla
Porsche Panamera
McLaren MP4-12C*
Nissan Leaf
Toyota Prius
Nissan Altima
Chrysler 200
Dodge Avenger
Volkswagen Passat
Lexus IS
Lincoln MKZ
Ford F-150
BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo
New Kids On The Block
Be it that this edition is XL, lets look at a quintessential larger vehicle made by the American automotive industry. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . The Escalade was the stepping stone for Cadillac's coolness to evolve into the cars we are envying today, and without it, we may be looking at the famous brand's failure the same as we did Mercury, Lincoln, and Buick. The old king of cool was voted uncool; could this be it's chance to reclaim the throne, or just a side note in it's utterly bloated demise?
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Cadillac Escalade (2015)
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![]() 10/21/2013 at 12:36 |
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I voted this "cool" probably because it's new. I'm sure in a couple months I'll be back in the "square" camp on the 'Slade.
![]() 10/21/2013 at 12:49 |
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Voted square. There is literally nothing that is appealing for me with this car, and I'd say you'd look ridiculous driving it.
![]() 10/21/2013 at 19:49 |
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Square in both senses of the word.
![]() 10/21/2013 at 19:52 |
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I vote cool as long as it keeps funding the development of vehicles like the ATS and CTS.
![]() 10/21/2013 at 19:52 |
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Is there a option for ghastly?
![]() 10/21/2013 at 21:47 |
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Voted frigid because I want to watch the world burn...
![]() 10/21/2013 at 22:02 |
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