The Opposite Locker - Edition XL

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10/21/2013 at 19:47 • Filed to: The Opposite Locker, Cadillac Escalade, OppositeLock

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This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat's pajamas. But, you may be asking, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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Asterisked* cars are moved more than slightly from the original vote by use of veto power, and double asterisked** cars are vehicles moved back under a challenge.

Locker Space

Frigid

Chrysler 300*

Dodge Challenger

Toyota GT 86

Porsche Cayman

McLaren 

Porsche 918

Maserati GranTurismo

Aston Martin DB9

Aston Martin V12 Vantage

Jaguar F-Type

SRT Viper

Lamborghini Aventador

Cool

Ford Focus

Chevrolet Corvette (C7)

Mazda MX-5 Miata

Ford Mustang

Porsche 911

Tesla Model S

Maserati Quattroporte

Aston Martin V8 Vantage

Ferrari FF

Audi R8

Ford Fusion

Kia Optima

Mazda 6

Alfa Romeo 4C

Cadillac XTS

Fiat 500

Audi A7

Mercedes-Benz CLS

Ford Fiesta

Audi A8

Jeep Wrangler

Lotus Evora

Alfa Romeo MiTo

Uncool

Nissan GT-R

Chevrolet Camaro

Porsche Boxster*

Porsche Cayenne

Ferrari 458 Italia

Lamborghini Gallardo

Ferrari LaFerrari

Nissan 370Z

Chevrolet Volt

Maserati Ghibli

BMW 3 Series

Aston Martin Vanquish*

Hyundai Genesis Coupe

Chevrolet Malibu

Hyundai Sonata

Honda Accord

Subaru Legacy

Lexus LF-A*

Buick Regal *

Volkswagen Golf*

Chevolet Silverado

Dodge Ram

Audi A5*

Jeep Grand Cherokee

Mercedes-Benz GLK

Cadillac Escalade

BMW 7 Series

Mercedes-Benz S Class

Chevrolet Impala

Mercedes-Benz CLA

Square

Toyota Camry

Toyota Corolla

Porsche Panamera

McLaren MP4-12C*

Nissan Leaf

Toyota Prius

Nissan Altima

Chrysler 200

Dodge Avenger

Volkswagen Passat

Lexus IS

Lincoln MKZ

Ford F-150

BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo

New Kids On The Block

Be it that this edition is XL, lets look at a quintessential larger vehicle made by the American automotive industry. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . The Escalade was the stepping stone for Cadillac's coolness to evolve into the cars we are envying today, and without it, we may be looking at the famous brand's failure the same as we did Mercury, Lincoln, and Buick. The old king of cool was voted uncool; could this be it's chance to reclaim the throne, or just a side note in it's utterly bloated demise?

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Cadillac Escalade (2015)

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
10/21/2013 at 12:36

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I voted this "cool" probably because it's new. I'm sure in a couple months I'll be back in the "square" camp on the 'Slade.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
10/21/2013 at 12:49

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Voted square. There is literally nothing that is appealing for me with this car, and I'd say you'd look ridiculous driving it.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
10/21/2013 at 19:49

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Square in both senses of the word.


Kinja'd!!! Volvosaurus-Rex > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
10/21/2013 at 19:52

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I vote cool as long as it keeps funding the development of vehicles like the ATS and CTS.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
10/21/2013 at 19:52

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Is there a option for ghastly?


Kinja'd!!! -Amateur > Tim (Fractal Footwork)
10/21/2013 at 21:47

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Voted frigid because I want to watch the world burn...


Kinja'd!!! Tim (Fractal Footwork) > -Amateur
10/21/2013 at 22:02

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